Strippers

July 18th, 2007 by Glen Howie

It seems like a lot of people felt that our list of the ‘Top Ten Stripper Names’ was either wrong, or missing essential names.  Since I have to admit that some of these names are extremely common (it took hours and hours of ‘research’ to verify), I thought I’d update the list with more stripper names.  With this in mind, here are Bacon Magazine’s ‘More Top Ten Stripper Names’

  1. Brandy
  2. Tiffany
  3. Lexus
  4. Ginger
  5. Scarlett
  6. Devon
  7. Chastity
  8. Cinnamon
  9. Diamond
  10. Trinity

Once again, I challenge you to go to your local strip club, and see how many of these names are in use on any given night.  I bet you’ll see at least a few of these.  If you’re lucky (and have enough money), you may even see ‘em all.

August 23rd, 2006 by Glen Howie

Have you ever noticed that there is a stipper named ‘Candy’ at every strip club in the world? Original or rare stripper names are very rare. Let’s face it, you never hear the DJ say, “Put your hands together for the beautiful Marla.” All strip club DJ’s get trained at the same place, and hence, they all have the same voice. You’re much more likely to hear something like,”EveryonemakesomenosieforDestiny.” With this in mind, here are Bacon Magazine’s ‘Top Ten Stripper Names’

  1. Destiny
  2. Candy
  3. Angel
  4. Cherry
  5. Raven
  6. Anastasia
  7. Roxy
  8. Houston
  9. Porsche
  10. Crystal

If you go to your local strip club, and don’t see at least one girl with one of these names, then i’ll eat my shorts! But that won’t happen… thanks to Destiny.

Be sure to check our follow up: More Top Ten Stripper Names (and its awesomely original title)