Dating

February 12th, 2007 by Brock Mitchell

What’s the one thing you keep asking yourself “What do I need more of?” I bet you just said Dating Advice! Seriously, you really need more of it!

Enter Bacon Magazine’s very own “Bachelor of the Stars.” (Editors Note: We don’t even know what he means by that). Send your questions in, and Brock will amaze you with his mastery of the dating scene. There’s always two sides to a story, so to keep things in perspective, we’ll invite along a guest adviser of the female persuasion. Today’s guest is a long time friend of Bacon Magazine and self proclaimed dating expert, Barbara Jones.

1. What’s the first thing a woman will notice on a guy?
Barbara: Unfortunately, first impressions do matter. To get a woman’s attention it may be the style of clothing of the man or the way the man looks physically (good looking, good body).

Brock: A woman will always notice a guys crotch first. They can’t help it! They’re always thinking about their next deep-dickin. So boys, if you’re not packing, make sure you’re stuffing!

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November 7th, 2006 by Queen Moniqwa

Gimme some candy!You’re casually perusing the latest game system, perhaps weighing the options of plasma vs. tube, when it happens…

You look around, take in your surroundings, and there it is…snowflake motif price markers, white faux snow liberally strewn around displays dominated by enormous snowmen, and the reality hits you: You’ve been ‘dating’ her for a month: She says ‘relationship’, you say ‘friends with benefits’.

But its now November and December is bearing down on you faster than Schumacher on a straight-away. What to do, what to do?

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September 25th, 2006 by Bryan Smith

Having trouble with sex? Wondering why you’re not getting as much as you used to, or not at all? Maybe you committed one of these Bed Faux-Pas. Sure, you may think you’re the sex master, but maybe it’s all in your head! Read through this list of things to never do in the bedroom, and you can learn from the mistakes of others.
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August 22nd, 2006 by Glen Howie

We at Bacon Magazine bring you the ultimate guys resource: pick-up lines. You might laugh at some of these lines… but so will the ladies. Trust us, combine these lines with good grooming and lots of alcohol and get ready for the ride of your life.

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July 20th, 2006 by Bryan Smith

Summer is in the air! The weather is warm, the layers of clothes are gone and everyone is getting that irresistible urge to hump like crazy.Now you may ask yourself, how do I take this humping feeling and make it a reality? Well I’m glad you asked because here are some sure fire ways you get together for a summer fling.

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