10 People I’d Like To Punch In The Face

September 4th, 2007 by Glen Howie

Jack Thompson
I want to hurt him. It must be because of all the violent video games.

Tom Cruise
He NEEDS to be punched.

George Bush
He needs several thousand punches to the head, chest, neck, throat and face areas.

Angry Sub Lady
Don’t be so angry, and make me a good god damn sub for once!

Oprah
Hypocrites need punches. Oprah needs 2.2 million punches.

Ann Coulter
Punch her in the face. Then kick her in the junk. Then punch her again. And again. And again.

The RIAA
Can’t wait to see the video of the punching on youtube, with the illegal ‘Rocky’ soundtrack.

Everyone From Finland
Because let’s face it, those Finnish bastards can’t be trusted!

Jack Valenti
Needs to be beaten by groups of people, but he’s not allowed to know who’s actually in the groups that are beating him.

Prince Charles
I just think Chuck looks like he could take a punch.

Editors Note: Steve Jobs too, that smug little hippy.

Rex Venom Says (September 6th, 2007 at 7:51 pm ):

George Bush also needs punches in the balls area. Heck. Guess they all do if not already mentioned. By Bushy Boy; Ohhh yeah.
Rock on!
Steve C. Says (September 21st, 2007 at 4:28 pm ):

Smokey - ’cause its been too long!!!!
Monica Hamburg Says (September 23rd, 2007 at 1:02 am ):

All good selections, especially Jack Valenti - and your method is choice.

I would also like to suggest: Michael Bay, Bill O’Reilly and Gilbert Gottfried (it’s been awhile but he still deserves it).
Yeah Says (November 4th, 2007 at 6:49 pm ):

Al Sharpton

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