The vast majority of people in the world are Bacon eaters. Even vegetarians claim Bacon as the vegetable of the meat world! Although they all consume Bacon, nobody really knows the real history of Bacon. I bet you that until you read this article, you believed, just like I believed, that Bacon was grown from a wondrous tree given to us by The Gods in ancient times. We were wrong.

Here are some quick facts that you should know about Bacon:

• 3 million pounds of Bacon would be worth 3 million dollars if Bacon was worth a dollar a pound.
• Bacon is formerly known as the artist Prince.
• 70% of people that eat Bacon also have sex!
• Bacon was first eaten by Romans, but instead of meat from pigs, it was sliced-up chunks of Christians that had been thrown to the lions.
• In 1992, Newfoundland scientists discovered that Bacon was made from pigs.
• Bacon has been known to give people psychic powers. Usually the only future they can see is their own demise, from consuming mass amounts of Bacon.
• It is scientifically proven* that consuming mass amounts of Bacon lowers your risk of death. (* Not scientifically proven)
• Bacon is the end result of hundreds of years of Pagan sacrifices…. God love those Pagans!
• If played backwards, Bacon will reveal a message from Lucifer himself.
• Bacon Magazine is the result of a 1995 experiment to train pigs how to read.
• If you eat Bacon, you will no longer be hungry, or you might turn into a werewolf.
• 99% of pigs believe Bacon is made from cows.
• 1% of pigs believe Bacon is made from werewolves.
• When mixed with TNT, Bacon makes a powerful explosive.
• When mixed with eggs, Bacon makes a powerful breakfast.

This is everything you need to know about Bacon! Sure, you might think that some of these facts are made up, and contradict each other, but that’s just how powerful Bacon really is. It’ll make you think crazy!