Hon. Bob Rae, MP for Toronto Centre
514 Parliament St., Toronto, Ontario, m4x 1p4
Dear Bob Rae,
I have recently become aware that government initiative to create a cellphone rate calculator has been dropped in favour of the Canadian Wireless Telecommunications Association.
Canada has some of the highest cellphone rates compared to the rest of the world. A tool like this is not only convenient for customers, but is also a necessity to help bring down the price of our over inflated wireless rates.
Too often are the large telecoms favoured over the general public and this type of favouritism needs to stop. It is difficult enough as it is since there are very few providers and they keep a monopoly on the industry.
This tool needs to be made public and not swept under the rug. The telecommunication industry needs to know that they need to provide a better service for a lower price and not get a free pass on everything.
I look forward to your reply in the near future.
Hot damn this sounds like a tasty sandwich! Only makes me wish I thought of it first.
Oh, and yes, Bacon does certainly rule!
We’ve been toying around with a few ideas about what is one phrase the represents Bacon Magazine? What is the one thing that would stand out and show everyone what we’re all about. We have chosen:
So come on by… Get a smack!
I want to hurt him. It must be because of all the violent video games.
He NEEDS to be punched.
He needs several thousand punches to the head, chest, neck, throat and face areas.
Angry Sub Lady
Don’t be so angry, and make me a good god damn sub for once!
Hypocrites need punches. Oprah needs 2.2 million punches.
Punch her in the face. Then kick her in the junk. Then punch her again. And again. And again.
Can’t wait to see the video of the punching on youtube, with the illegal ‘Rocky’ soundtrack.
Everyone From Finland
Because let’s face it, those Finnish bastards can’t be trusted!
Needs to be beaten by groups of people, but he’s not allowed to know who’s actually in the groups that are beating him.
I just think Chuck looks like he could take a punch.
Editors Note: Steve Jobs too, that smug little hippy.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Glen Howie is a Jive Turkey
Toronto, Ontario – July 20th, 2007 – Yes, it’s all true.
That is all.
It seems like a lot of people felt that our list of the ‘Top Ten Stripper Names’ was either wrong, or missing essential names. Â Since I have to admit that some of these names are extremely common (it took hours and hours of ‘research’ to verify), I thought I’d update the list with more stripper names. Â With this in mind, here are Bacon Magazine’s ‘More Top Ten Stripper Names’
Once again, I challenge you to go to your local strip club, and see how many of these names are in use on any given night. Â I bet you’ll see at least a few of these. Â If you’re lucky (and have enough money), you may even see ‘em all.
Native Canadians (nee Indians) for many years wanted to be treated equally to the “Whites” in Canada – but methinks that this wish has changed. I mean, why would they want to be treated like middle class Canadians who are overworked, overtaxed and over burdened when they can have:
- The Ontario Government offering $100-some-odd-million as a payoff for the Indians at Caledonia to shut down their teepees and go home. (But guess what – its not enough!)
- Another $1.9 Billion payout for the for the families of those that attended church run schools and suffered abuse at the hands of the teachers/administration. (Like this didn’t happen elsewhere to other non-Native people)
- Millions of $$$ in money coming in from the many casinos all over the country (It’s their version of giving liquor to the Redman but now the white folks get it)
- Tax exempt status; free education; many other assistance programs (a.k.a. free ride)
Not only do they get the financial benefits noted above, but they are also apparently above the law of this country. I mean, if the majority of us were to setup roadblocks on a main highway and man them with armed guards I don’t think it would take too long for the police and/or military to come in and use whatever force necessary to get the situation under control. Does Caledonia ring a bell!
I’m fed up with catering to groups like this. We cannot continue to be expected to pay up for the deeds of our forefathers. Its time to move on and for everyone to take on their respective responsibilities in supporting this province/country.
In other words – equality across the board!